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A Brief History of Ninja Josh

(Based on a true story)
  • 1623

    In 1623 Lincoln And I ...

    Set about freeing the Robot Army from the Crocodile Men of the Philippine Isles. They would become an invaluable resource in the coming days as the Mummies from the northern Irish kingdoms were advancing. Lincoln gave me a sweet medal and told me to work on computers for the rest of my life.

  • 2003

    In 2003 I began ...

    My career as a freelance programmer. I've worked for Fortune 500 companies and petshops. I've written full blown enterprise software suites and I've made cellphone games. I've repaired Game Consoles, Home Theater PCs, and Industrial servers. I can fix your phone. I can fix your website. I can write your software.

  • 2015

    And Here We Are.

    If you cut me, I bleed 1's and 0's. I am an Alpha Nerd. I am A Freelancer. I am An Internet Mercenary. I am a World Wide Web Soldier of Fortune. I am Ninja Josh.





Comics Read This Year
Websites Made Since 2013
Games Played Since May
Times Mistaken For Brad Pitt

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